I Am the Iconic Line Kid from Kindergarten Cop: A Candid Conversation.
The action icon is universally recognized as an iconic tough guy. However, in the midst of his cinematic dominance in the late 20th century, he also starred in several critically acclaimed comedies. A prime example is Kindergarten Cop, which celebrates its 35-year mark this December.
The Story and An Iconic Moment
In the hit comedy, Schwarzenegger plays a undercover cop who goes undercover as a schoolteacher to catch a killer. Throughout the story, the procedural element acts as a basic structure for the star to film humorous interactions with kids. Without a doubt the standout features a student named Joseph, who out of nowhere announces and states the former bodybuilder, “It's boys who have a penis, and girls get a vagina.” Schwarzenegger responds dryly, “Thanks for the tip.”
The young actor was portrayed by child star Miko Hughes. His career featured a character arc on Full House playing the antagonist to the famous sisters and the character of the child who returns in the 1989 adaptation of Stephen King’s Pet Sematary. He continues to act today, with a slate of movies on the horizon. He also engages with fans at popular culture events. He recently discussed his memories from the production 35 years later.
Behind the Scenes
Question: Starting off, how old were you when you filmed Kindergarten Cop?
Miko Hughes: I think I was four. I was the smallest of all the kids on set.
That's impressive, I don't recall being four. Do you retain any flashes from that time?
Yeah, a little bit. They're flashes. They're like picture memories.
Do you recall how you got the part in Kindergarten Cop?
My family, especially my mother would bring me to auditions. Frequently it was a mass tryout. There'd be a room full of young actors and we'd all patiently queue, be seen, be in there less than five minutes, read a small part they wanted and then leave. My parents would help me learn the words and then, as soon as I could read, that was some of the first material I was reading.
Do you have any recollection of meeting Arnold? What was your take on him?
He was extremely gentle. He was playful. He was nice, which I suppose isn't too surprising. It would be strange if he was mean to all the kids in the classroom, that likely wouldn't create a productive set. He was a joy to have on set.
“It'd be weird if he was a dick to all the kids in the classroom.”
I understood he was a big action star because I was told, but I had never really seen his movies. I sensed the excitement — it was exciting — but he wasn't scary to me. He was merely entertaining and I just wanted to play with him when he was available. He was working hard, but he'd kind of play with us here and there, and we would cling to his muscles. He'd flex and we'd be hanging off. He was really, really generous. He bought every kid in the classroom a yellow cassette player, which at the time was the hottest tech. That was the coolest device, that funky old yellow cassette player. I played the Power Rangers soundtrack and the Ninja Turtles soundtrack for ages on that thing. It wore out in time. I also have a real silver whistle. He had the referee's whistle, and the kids all received one too as well.
Do you remember your experience as being fun?
You know, it's interesting, that movie was this cultural thing. It was a huge film, and it was an incredible opportunity, and you would think, as an adult, I would want my memories to be of working with Arnold, working with [director] Ivan Reitman, the location shoot, being on a professional set, but my memories are of being a finitely child at lunch. For instance, they got everyone pizza, but I wasn't a pizza fan. All I would eat was the toppings only. Then, the Nintendo Game Boy was brand new. That was the coolest toy, and I was proficient. I was the youngest and some of the older kids would ask for my help to pass certain levels on games because I knew how, and I was really proud of that. So, it's all childhood recollections.
The Line
OK, that specific dialogue, do you remember anything about it? Did you grasp the meaning?
At the time, I wasn't fully aware of what the word taboo meant, but I realized it got a reaction and it caused the crew to chuckle. I knew it was kind of something I wasn't supposed to do, but I was given special permission in this case because it was humorous.
“She really wrestled with it.”
How it originated, based on what I was told, was they hadn't finalized all the dialogue. Some character lines were part of the original screenplay, but once they had the entire ensemble assembled, it wasn't pure improvisation, but they developed it during shooting and, presumably it's either the director or producers came to my mom and said, "We're thinking. We want Miko to deliver this dialogue. Are you okay with this?" My mom didn't agree right away. She said, "Let me think about it, I need time" and took a short while. It was a tough call for her. She said she wasn't sure, but she thought it would likely become one of the most memorable lines from the movie and she was right.